Archive for July, 2007

Drunken list

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 · suomeksi · italiano

Glass of wineDrunk à la Cinderella: You get back home without a shoe.

Drunk à la Sleeping Beauty: You pass out for a hundred years.

Drunk à la Little Mermaid: Your feet are stuck to each other and smell like herring.

Hangover à la Snow White: You wake up in the morning with seven men.

Hangover à la Little Red Riding Hood: You wake up in the same bed with your granma.

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